I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
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i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back
Coming in from playing in the rain! She won’t go out without her boots on when it’s wet.
im crying
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
the heterosexual agenda terrifies me. creating new small humans?? football?? bootcut jeans????? how the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my children
restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans